thegentlefem:

love the trope of fixing your crush’s tie when it’s crooked and the guy’s all like “afhahssvejixu she’s touching meeee ohh wow too close, too close!” *intense blushing*

(via yourgfdgirlfriend)

quixoticclown:

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhatten. The question now is can they HOLD it

(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I like that comic Gwen is just a bit of a freak and doesn’t really seem aware of it, it adds flavor

“my suit is made of spiders. I am at all times covered in a layer of spiders. these spiders hide my identity and give me powers. this is cool and fine and not freaky” - thoughts a normal person would have

(via gfdalien)

screenshotsofdespair:

(via zaplume)

fuckyoubaker:

Hi, I’ve made my own garfield.
Their name is Scaffold and they got a hard drive full of stuff the man doesnt want you to see buried in their litter tray

(via zaplume)

cryptotheism:

The extent of gnome masculinity is like, trying to eat larger strawberries than the other gnomes. The most toxic it ever gets us a good natured chortle. Their society is beautiful.

altersociety:

danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

(via zaplume)

ultrabright-flashlight:

Why do neurotypical people have all these unspoken rules. Why is it considered proper social interaction to be fake. They’re so weird

(via panicpixiedreamboy)

pointnclick:

They call me Michael Myers in the club the way I just stand there

(via notsogentlefemdom)

someguyiguess:

someguyiguess:

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

(via notsogentlefemdom)

beardedmrbean:

(via softmommydomme)

sketiana:

MEEEEEE

(via zaplume)

floozys:

being lactose intolerant but obsessed with dairy products 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

vampire-red: